So walking through Walmart and I come across a clearance rack with Maple Bacon Frosting (gee, wonder why it was on clearance). So I bought the nine jars they had left and added to that some leftover white frosting from my work for a total of 18 pounds of frosting. I cover my body with the maple frosting everywhere I can reach. (if you would like to volunteer to do my back next time, pm me) Then I take some of the maple frosting and dip my trusty red dildo in it and place it where the sun does not shine. After enjoying that for a while I practice my deep throat skills with my red friend. Adding more frosting, including fucking one jar, I finally cover my face. Now it is time for the additional 9 pounds of white frosting. I do a head dunk in it. The frosting is so thick I can barely get my head out. I empty the bucket on the bed and then bury my face in the pile of frosting coating my head and body over and ove. Finally I lay on my back, cover my face in more frosting and play with the dildo while jerking myself to a great climax.